December Birthday Blues

December Birthday Blues

A$190.00

When: 6:30-7:30pm

Teacher: Scarlet Tinkabelle
Class Dates:
8 consecutive weeks commencing 5th August

All Levels
Price:
$190 Term or $30 per class for casuals

A December birthday is its own special tragedy. Overshadowed, overlooked, and perpetually forced to share the spotlight with ‘that other holiday’. 

Set to a moody mashup of Summertime Sadness and Pity Party, this class turns your veils into the wrapping paper on the world's most anticlimactic combo present. We'll play with a shoebox, tucking the staves in and swathing it in silk like it's the gift of the century…. because inside, obviously, is just... a pair of socks. One for the birthday nobody remembers. One for the holiday that shall not be named.

Bring your veils, your birthday grievances, and your flair for dramatic self-pity. Cry if you want to — the choreography demands it.

Costume will be party dresses & birthday hats

We will be performing this routine at Lydia Grim's Stupid Sexy Summer Spectacular: Don't Say the "C" Word; a Splendiferous Celebration of Burlesque's Silly Side for the Silly Season on Dec 12th!

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