December Birthday Blues
December Birthday Blues
When: 6:30-7:30pm
Teacher: Scarlet Tinkabelle
Class Dates: 8 consecutive weeks commencing 5th August
All Levels
Price: $190 Term or $30 per class for casuals
A December birthday is its own special tragedy. Overshadowed, overlooked, and perpetually forced to share the spotlight with ‘that other holiday’.
Set to a moody mashup of Summertime Sadness and Pity Party, this class turns your veils into the wrapping paper on the world's most anticlimactic combo present. We'll play with a shoebox, tucking the staves in and swathing it in silk like it's the gift of the century…. because inside, obviously, is just... a pair of socks. One for the birthday nobody remembers. One for the holiday that shall not be named.
Bring your veils, your birthday grievances, and your flair for dramatic self-pity. Cry if you want to — the choreography demands it.
Costume will be party dresses & birthday hats
We will be performing this routine at Lydia Grim's Stupid Sexy Summer Spectacular: Don't Say the "C" Word; a Splendiferous Celebration of Burlesque's Silly Side for the Silly Season on Dec 12th!
